Mixed fortunes for Tesla
But Musk claims success because of car sales and he is popular on Twitter
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk downplayed Tesla’s poor results by putting a positive spin on the numbers and prayed for a recession.
Musk "might not be" the best person to run Twitter claims founder
No, really?
Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.
King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent
Put his head on a spike
King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.
Don’t let Musk drill into your skull
UK NHS doctor calls out Musk’s approach to working with the brain
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempts to build cyber interfaces between humans and machines have been given a kick in the nadgers by one of his rivals.
Musk kills Twitter Apps
Borked all of them today
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.
Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video
Musk used it as evidence that his cars drove themselves
A 2016 video that Tesla used to promote its self-driving technology gave the vehicle features which were vapourware so that its owner Elon Musk as could prove that “Tesla drives itself.”
Twitter workers denied court case
Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers
A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.
Musk is the biggest loser in history
Business "genius" lost $183 billion
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.
Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.
Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent
Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash
Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.