Musk shrugs off mass outage
It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum
As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”
Tesla decimates staff again (probably)
Hiring freeze too, until Musk changes his mind again
In a move which has nothing to do with supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk losing a fortune buying Twitter to create a haven for US right-wingers, his electric car maker Tesla will stop hiring people and will fire one in ten workers.
Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink
Quicker than waiting for Musk to do it
A Russian arms manufacturer claims it can help the country's military detect and bombard Starlink satellite dishes, which have been crucial to the defense effort in Ukraine.
Musk says he will quit as Twitter CEO one of these days
He will just keep making the important decisions
Supreme Twitt Elon [Look at me] Musk has promised to quit as CEO of Twitter as soon as he can find "someone foolish enough to take the job."
Twitter users vote Musk off the platform
Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails
Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.
Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
You have been assimilated and will comply
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.
Musk fires more women than men
We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is
When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.
Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away
Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.
Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
Easier than blaming himself
Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.
Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
Along with our jet packs, and personal robots
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.