The one where it was supposed to be unhackable

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world that its phones are so unhackable that it needs to re-write the operating system. Already the FBI has proved that wrong, but it seems that Siri is a backdoor making a mockery of Apple’s security.

Needs the money

While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.

Hi Siri give us a hint

Apple has announced that it is going to announce something big. 

Lizard on Board

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.

Advert claims that Siri is out-of-date

Siri how can I make you work?

Stores your voice for two years

IDF 2012: Understands foreign names, finally

Google I/O 2012: Google Now is Google's Siri

Apple taken to court