Hear the sound of the world’s smallest violin

While the US claims its tech billionaires are saints because they have made so much money, it appears that 2022 saw their halos slip considerably.

Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails

Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.

Heading towards a collision with European regulators 

Supreme Twit Elon [I is rich, look at me] Musk appears to be highly selective about those allowed “free speech” in his glorious new world.

We don't need no conscience any more

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shut down the council which acted as the company’s conscience on key issues like bullying, hate speech, suicide and what constituted child porn.

You have been assimilated and will comply 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.

We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is  

When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.

Staff appear to have reported Musk

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s refusal to let his staff go home until they have met his ridiculous deadlines appear to have gotten him into trouble with San Francisco city planners.

Neuralink caused needless suffering and deaths

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Neuralink is under federal investigation for animal-welfare violations amid internal staff complaints that its animal testing is being rushed, causing needless suffering and deaths.

Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.

Easier than blaming himself

Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.