Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.

Wants a few Bengal tigers 

The bloke who once described his management of staff as being a bit like a zoo keeper, Foxconn's Terry Gou wants to expand his operations into India

So long as it is super spicy

The Indian Government has issued orders that all new software purchase have to be Open Source.

Perfect Admin drove readers to worthless degree site

Wikipedia, whose admins are famous for making people they don't like disappear, have had to cull one of their own number.

Design centre in Hyderabad