Young people don't answer the phone
Kids of today
A recent survey has revealed that a quarter of people aged 18 to 34 never answer the phone. Respondents claim they ignore the ringing, respond via text, or search the number online if they don't recognise it.
Concern over Putin’s financial backing of Twitter
Secret deals
Concern has been raised after it was revealed in a court case that two Russian oligarchs with close ties to Tsar Vladamir Putin fronted up with some of the money for Elon [Look at Me] Musk’s Twitter takeover.
Apple phones have a brand-new feature
Tap four characters, and your phone will crash
The software genie at the fruit-themed cargo cult Apple has created a super cool feature that will make fanboys the envy of every Android user.
Tame Apple Press tap dances on sub-par 5G modem
It is so bad you will want one
The fruity cargo cult’s allies in the tame apple press [TAP] are doing their best to put some spin on what will be Apple’s biggest tech howler for a while.
Still not going anywhere
Bloomberg's Mark Gurman has outlined how the fruity cargo cult Apple plans to stick the knife into Qualcomm and develop its own in-house cellular modem.