
Apple worried about “its” first iPhone p*rn app
Available through third-party app store
Fruity cargo cult Apple and its minions in the Tame Apple Press are telling the EU, “We told you so,” after the first porn app for the iPhone appeared on a third-party website.

Meanie EU is punishing us for being clever moans Google
Nothing to do with being an evil monopoly
Search engine outfit Google has moaned to Europe’s top court that the big mean European Commission was punishing it for being innovative.

Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra is the new flagship
New design, thinner, lighter, and with Qualcomm's Snapdragon 8 Elite
At its Galaxy Unpacked January 2025 event, Samsung unveiled its full Galaxy S25 series lineup, including the all-new flagship Galaxy S25 Ultra smartphone. With a slight redesign, the new Ultra is thinner and lighter, gets a new Snapdragon 8 Elite SoC, and an upgraded camera system.

Apple’s shares slide as cash cow dies in China
You can’t really depend on a single product
The fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see its single-product cash cow business model begin to fall apart.

Great unwashed spent a fortune on AI apps
$150 Billion globally in 2024
Demand for generative AI drove consumer spending on mobile apps to $150 billion globally in 2024 -- a 13 per cent increase from the previous year.