Big‑tech rushes to back Trump’s White House ballroom
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Big tech lines up behind grand White House makeover.

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is listed among several major tech companies donating to fund President Donald Trump’s 90,000‑square‑foot White House ballroom.

No one wants the iPhone Air
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Friday, 24 October 2025 09:37

No one wants the iPhone Air


Apple slashes output after buyers give it the cold shoulder

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly slashing production of its iPhone Air after punters decided they’d rather stick with the standard iPhone 17 or the flashier iPhone 17 Pro.

Job’s Mob hits speed bumps with its pricey foldable iPad
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We have run out of innovation

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grand plan to reinvent the iPad with an enormous foldable display is creaking under its own ambition.

PC market claws back thanks to Windows 10’s demise
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Os deadline and tariff tinkering push PC shipments up 8.1 per cent

Global PC shipments are finally showing signs of life, rising 8.1 per cent year on year in the third quarter of 2025, according to Counterpoint Research.

Apple throws tantrum over EU big tech rules
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Wednesday, 22 October 2025 09:36

Apple throws tantrum over EU big tech rules


Laws for everyone else shouldn’t apply to its sacred walled garden

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has stomped into a Luxembourg courtroom, throwing its toys out of the pram claiming that Europe’s Digital Markets Act is too mean for a company of its delicate constitution.

Apple marketing hits new low
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Tuesday, 21 October 2025 10:11

Apple marketing hits new low


Taste, Apple has heard of it

Just when you think the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple could not sink any lower in its syrupy marketing shtick, it drags the voice of the recently departed Dr Jane Goodall into a Mac advert.

Siri’s AI makeover not going well
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Monday, 20 October 2025 10:17

Siri’s AI makeover not going well


Apple struggling to make its assistant not terrible

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s long-overdue attempt to bring Siri up to scratch is reportedly hitting the skids again.

TSMC shows off its Arizona fab in rare factory video
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Twinscan EUV kit and shiny wafer robots steal the show

Wafer-maker-in-chief TSMC has released a glossy video giving the world a look inside its Fab 21 plant in Phoenix, Arizona, and it’s stuffed with chip porn for the semiconductor-curious.

Nexperia mess fuelled by $200 million CEO heist
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Dutch chipmaker seized after boss allegedly funnelled cash to failing side hustle

The Dutch government’s dramatic seizure of Chinese-owned chipmaker Nexperia wasn’t just about keeping technology out of Beijing’s paws. It turns out the whole fiasco was sparked by the company’s own CEO funnelling more than $200 million into a failing pet project in Shanghai.

Apple’s M5 pitch leans hard on its AI
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Friday, 17 October 2025 09:39

Apple’s M5 pitch leans hard on its AI


Job’s Mob hypes specs 

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has rolled out new MacBook Pro, iPad Pro and Apple Vision Pro models and stuffed them with a shiny M5, which it claims is finally ready for the AI era.