Apple gives iPhone ten years to live
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Will be replaced by tech that Apple can’t do

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's senior vice president of services, Eddy Cue, warned that the iPhone could be obsolete in a decade and will be replaced by something that Jobs’ Mob is light years behind its competition.

Sound United gets snapped up by Samsung’s HARMAN 
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Sound United gets snapped up by Samsung’s HARMAN 

Masimo, better known for sticking sensors on sick people than flogging headphones, has finally offloaded its Sound United consumer audio unit to HARMAN International for $350 million in cash.

US tariffs come with a side of Starlink
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Musk’s satellite biz rides shotgun on trade strong-arm tactics

The  White House seems to be nudging nations toward handing Elon Musk’s Starlink the keys to their internet backdoors, all while waving the threat of 50 per cent tariffs in their faces.

Tariff tantrums rattle Arm
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SoftBank’s silicon darling stumbles as Washington jitters mount

British chip designer Arm took a knock on 8 May, warning that trade uncertainty has fogged up its revenue crystal ball..

Job’s Mob pokes Google's cash cow
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Cue hints at AI alternatives

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple rattled the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street after its services boss Eddy Cue told a US court the company might kick Google out of Safari's search box.