
You get what you pay for... oh
The demo gods who oversee the first showing off of all
products have frowned upon Steve Jobs. Here was Steve showing off his new shiny gizmo as if it
would bring the Arabs and the Jews together and suddenly it did not work.
Steve was mid way through his hundredth standing ovation,
when suddenly the iPhone 4G broke. He was attempting to show the difference in how Web site
text was displayed between the new retina display feature on the iPhone 4
versus the iPhone 3GS. He claimed that the conference hall Wi-Fi was not
cooperating, although we would have thought that was something that should have
been a doddle to fix in advance. Only one of the phone's browser windows was loading. The
other was blank except for the half-filled blue progress bar along the top.
Jobs fiddled with the phone before saying: "Well
geez. I guess I can't show you that much today," he said reluctantly. "I can show you some pictures." So he moved on
to that. He tried to come back to the demo of the phone's browser, but no luck.
"I'm sorry guys, I don't know what's going on,"
he said to the crowd of developers and media. "Got any suggestions?"
he asked. Someone from the back helpfully shouted, "Verizon!" Though
the crowd laughed. Jobs sheepishly said that “we're actually on Wi-Fi here”.
About 20 minutes later, Jobs said he'd figured out that
there were more than 570 Wi-Fi connections in the room that were disrupting his
demo.
"So you guys have a choice: Either turn off your
Wi-Fi (devices) or I give up. Would you like to see the demos?" he asked
the crowd. "Then all you bloggers need to turn off your
notebooks. Go ahead, just shut the lids. I'll wait," he said. Much to the shame of the US media, some actually switched
off and stopped reporting because Steve told them too. Even if they were not
using a wi-fi connection.
Our guess is that next time Jobs engineers an event like
this, people will not be allowed to bring wi-fi gear into the hall.