Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
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Wednesday, 17 August 2022 11:56

Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt


They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried

Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard. 

Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
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Tuesday, 02 August 2022 12:18

Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm


But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk

Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.

Musk bonked Brin’s missus
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Monday, 25 July 2022 10:28

Musk bonked Brin’s missus


Which was why they fell out

Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.

Musk forced to Twitter trial early
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Wednesday, 20 July 2022 10:11

Musk forced to Twitter trial early


Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars 

It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.

Musk desperate to get out of Twitter deal
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Could lose a billion

Poor little rich boy Elon [look at me] Musk is desperate to get out of his Twitter acquisition pledge and appears to be spinning a yarn about Twitter's figures on spam accounts as the reason.

Objecting to Musk will get you fired
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Friday, 17 June 2022 11:03

Objecting to Musk will get you fired


Not cool after all

While there are many who think Elon Musk is cool and everything he says is worthy of attention, it turns out that he cannot handle people disagreeing with him.

SpaceX paid $250,000 to make Musk sex complaint disappear
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You can shut anyone up if you have enough cash

SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn’t speak out or sue the company after she claimed Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex.

FTC is not that keen on Musk’s Twitter deal
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Sniffing around

The US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) says it is reviewing Tesla boss Elon [look at me] Musk's $44 billion takeover of Twitter.

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk
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Thursday, 28 April 2022 11:49

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk


Twitter locks down source code to protect it from angry staff

Twitter is seeing a revolt from staff and customers angry that it is preparing to sell its soul to poor little rich-kid Elon [look at me] Musk.

Has Musk bought a lemon?
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Tuesday, 26 April 2022 11:29

Has Musk bought a lemon?


Will he get away with buying Twitter

Poor little rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk is poised to become the next owner of Twitter, having pledged roughly $44 billion to buy the social platform and take it private.