Let's hope he buys it 

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.

Along with our jet packs, and personal robots 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.

“General amnesty” for suspended accounts

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.

You did that, I didn’t

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk appears to have a cunning plan to ensure that everyone suspended for hate speech is reinstated on Twitter by using something he calls “democracy.”

Apparently the Tumbleweed which remained could not code

After a few weeks of wrecking the social notworking site Twitter, by initiating a purge on staff which made Stalin look like an amateur, supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk said he is hiring again.

Mass resignations could cost Musk $40 billion

Twitter’s offices are shut as hundreds of employees revolted against the rule of supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk and resigned en masse.

Wants someone else to be CEO

After a few weeks of firing everyone, alienating advertisers and generally gutting Twitter, Elon [Look at me] Musk has announced that he is looking for someone else to run things.

Will probably U turn on it next week

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk tweeted that the media platform will relaunch its Twitter Blue verification service on 29 November.

“Free speech” means agreeing with me tiny human

Self-proclaimed free speech advocate Elon [look at me] Musk has fired a Twitter engineer for correcting him.

Beats tying them to the railway track

Elon [look at me] Musk is in hot water after two of the Twitter people he tossed into the cold and snow before Christmas happened to be pregnant.