Nintendo threatens to brick hacked Switches
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Gamers face console death penalty for stepping out of line

Nintendo has slipped a nasty surprise into its May 2025 user agreement, giving itself the right to permanently brick Switch and Switch 2 consoles if players hack or pirate games.

SAP surrenders to US and drops diversity programmes
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Vows to keep women out of top management 

The German maker of expensive management software, which no one really knows what it does, SAP, has axed its 40 per cent female workforce quota, according to a leaked internal memo.

Musk’s xAI accused of spewing filth over Memphis
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Colossus supercomputer sparks pollution row 

Elon Musk’s AI outfit, xAI, has managed to become one of Memphis’ biggest air polluters kicking off a storm among residents already battling industrial filth.

Infinity Nikki’s 1.5 update triggers player revolt
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Infold Games slammed for bugs, greed, and gutting the story

Infinity Nikki’s big Steam debut was supposed to be a victory lap. Instead, Infold Games faceplanted into a wall of player rage.

Microsoft and OpenAI bicker over AI
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Reworking their multibillion-dollar bromance

OpenAI and the software King of the World Microsoft are reworking their multibillion-dollar bromance so the ChatGPT maker can flog shares in a future IPO without losing its golden pipeline to AI wizardry.