OpenAI snares $8.3bn as it angles for IPO
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Investors line up for a slice

OpenAI has managed to wangle $8.3 billion from venture capitalists and private equity outfits desperate not to miss the AI hype train, as it eyes an eventual IPO.

Musk open to merging his AI outfit with Apple
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Grok could plug a hole in Apple’s leaky AI strategy

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might end up jumping into bed with Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence sideshow xAI, after whispers of a strategic tie-up started swirling around tech circles.

Advice gap blocks AI productivity push
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Confused leadership teams split on tech vs people 

Mid-sized companies chasing productivity gains with AI and automation are hitting a wall, because they don't know what to do next.

AMD eyes standalone AI cards for consumer PCs
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Discrete NPUs to your desktop

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth rumour claiming that AMD is toying with the idea of a discrete NPU card for consumer PCs.

Apple can't do AI inhouse
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Only a $40bn Perplexity buyout will save Jobs' Mob

Analysts from Wedbush have delivered a damning verdict on the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s artificial intelligence ambitions, claiming the company is incapable of building AI internally and should just cough up $40 billion to buy someone else’s brainpower.