Razer runs with tired sexist trope in new headset ad
Published in IoT


ANC now apparently stands for “Annoying Nag Canceller.”

Despite women making up 48 per cent of the gaming crowd and Razer headsets being among the most popular on the market, the company's marketing team has managed to run face-first into a sexist pothole with its latest ad.

Samsung Exynos chips to get AI-powered satellite modems
Published in Mobiles


NPU in the baseband could beam up with SpaceX satellites.

Samsung looks set to inject more AI into its upcoming Exynos chipsets, with reports claiming the company will embed a neural processing unit directly into the 5G modem.

Fujitsu clings to optical drives
Published in PC Hardware


Japan still loves its Blu-rays.

Fujitsu has shocked the tech world by launching a new laptop that includes a Blu-ray drive, something most vendors buried years ago.

Big‑tech rushes to back Trump’s White House ballroom
Published in News


Big tech lines up behind grand White House makeover.

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is listed among several major tech companies donating to fund President Donald Trump’s 90,000‑square‑foot White House ballroom.

Chairman Trump continues nationalisation of big tech
Published in News


Sets sights on AI

In a bold and visionary step toward national strength and technological sovereignty, the Glorious Republican Party under Chairman Trump has begun formal discussions to bring the miracle of quantum computing under the guidance and ownership of the State.

No one wants the iPhone Air
Published in Mobiles


Apple slashes output after buyers give it the cold shoulder

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly slashing production of its iPhone Air after punters decided they’d rather stick with the standard iPhone 17 or the flashier iPhone 17 Pro.

Intel's tick tock has run down
Published in News


Intel pivots hard into AI as PC refresh fades

Intel CEO Lip‑Bu Tan and CFO David Zinsner have warned that the outfit is instead prioritising AI server chips over some consumer processors.

Nvidia-backed space data centres put AI in space
Published in AI


Starcloud plans orbiting GPU boxes claiming 100x compute and free solar juice

Nvidia's AI silicon is headed for orbit as startup Starcloud prepares to launch a data centre in space using H100 GPUs stuffed into a 60-kilogram Starcloud-1 satellite.

Samsung’s 2nm Exynos 2600 still has yield issues
Published in News


Industry doubts over Samsung’s ‘premature’ flagship chip

Samsung may have started mass production of its Exynos 2600 for the upcoming Galaxy S26 series, but the Korean giant’s 2nm GAA (gate-all-around) process still appears to be wobbling.

Job’s Mob hits speed bumps with its pricey foldable iPad
Published in Mobiles


We have run out of innovation

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grand plan to reinvent the iPad with an enormous foldable display is creaking under its own ambition.